9ja LIST!!! 10 Types Of Guys Every Girl Likely Met In 2019 – Which Category Do You Belong?

These are the 10 types of Nigerian guys every girl probably met in 2019.

Some girls might be so lucky to have met the good ones only, some so unfortunate to have cross a path with the demons, and some have a balance equation on the types they met.

So, guys just read through and jejely know the category you belong here, share with your girlfriends and let them score you.

1. THE WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO MY HOUSE GUYS

Eheheh it can’t just be only me this is happening to. It suddenly feels like all the guys in Nigeria are sick and they want you to come to their house to check on them. These set of guys use the cheesiest line ever.

They be like; “You’re different from other girls I’ve met” or “I want something really serious with you, “I’m not here to hurt you” the one they use in getting girls the most is; “I told my mum about you” hello aunty! He’s lying. He didn’t tell her shit.

Two days after all these silly talks, he’s already asking you; “When are you coming to my house?” Ruuunnn sis! Notice that when you say “No” they stop talking to you or start being weird.

2. THE HORNY BASTARDS

Hehehehe! haaaa ! okunrin! Ladies, you can’t tell me you’ve not come across these guys in your dm. They don’t care about your beauty.

The first thing they’re talking about is how big your boobs are and how your ass looks soft in pictures. These set of guys don’t see girls like a big deal.

So, the next thing they say is; “Imagine me giving you from behind”  first of all, uncle, If you want to be like this, make sure you have money.

So, the insult they’ll give you won’t be much. Although, some ladies like things like this, so, they might go with the flow.

But to be honest, it’s disgusting to come to a lady like that. Change sir!

3. THE CAN’T YOU SEE I’VE ARRIVED

These ones are just arrogant or should I say money miss road?

These ones roll down with swag when they stop you on the road. They make sure you see that their using iPhone 11 pro max, iPhone 8 and a Samsung.

They give a sneak peek of the ice on their neck and wrist. Calm down sir, we have seen you. Eyin Set Awon Migos.

They won’t also forget to tell you how they’ve travelled the whole world in a year. Uncle is okay, we know you have money but do you have sense? Do you kiss and tell? Are you mature?

4. THE STINGY OR ASK YOUR DADDY KINDA GUYS

These set of guys are mean. They could be better when you date them but once you’re not in a relationship with them and you try to task them, sister you’ll be disappointed.

Tell them all the stories from now till tomorrow, you’ll be hearing; “Eyah” or “I have an issue with my bank” or “sorry dear, have you told your daddy?” Yesh elah oju kan.

I know it’s painful but I don’t blame them. Some of you ladies beg a lot. Y’all beg for the littlest thing. Even 200 naira recharge card. I’m disappointed 

5. THE REALLY NICE GUYS

Haaa God bless these set of guys.

When Olamide said “a fun ni ma wobe” these were the people he was talking about. It doesn’t matter whether you’re dating or not, they’ll always come through.

Although, these set of guys might have asked you out but you politely decline or brother zone them. O ma se o! Ladies, you people are wicked sha  well, that doesn’t stop them from loving you or being nice to you.

They’re the ones who pop up in your message once in a while and say; “I’ll still marry you” they know it might not happen, they’re just saying they care. Thank you bro! We the association of Nigerian girls love you all. 

6. FALSE IMPRESSION

Uncle don’t be doing this oo. You can’t be giving a girl false hope. These set of guys can say anything to impress you but they won’t do it. It’s not like they don’t have the money oo! They’re just calculating if you’ll be worth it or not.

My friend was sad one day and this guy said; “why not come to Johannesburg so I can wipe your tears. I’ll call my visa guy tomorrow, he’ll fix everything.

If you don’t have a passport, let me know” uncle! daddy! Bros! Bros o dahun o. That’s how we’ve been calling bros, bros have been acting weird since then.

7. MARRIED MEN

Hian! I laugh in see me see trouble (lol)

Set awon I wish I met you before I met my wife. Or I didn’t love her, they forced me to marry her. Shhhh you’re lying sir, you just want to shift pants. Ladies!

These men won’t leave their family for you. Don’t start hoping for the future with them. Some of you even go as far as thinking of baby names Aunty mi, take it easy. He has his own family, go and find yours.

8. THE ROMANTIC GUYS

Damn! We love you zaddies  these set of guys are just the best. They make your life feel like a movie. From dates, to exchange of gifts, and so on.

Think of anything romantic, they’re the ones. Ladies! These set of guys are not the ones you should be giving singlet and boxers as gifts oo! Spoil them as much as they spoil you.

9. THE OKAFOR’s LAW GUYS

When you think of these set of guys, think most of your exes. These set of guys pop up in your DM when you post a new hot picture.

They be like; wow, you look so hot. Shut up dear! I’ve always looked hot, you just want to shift pant.

These set of guys feel they can always have access to you because they were your cup of tea in the past. Run along boy, I drink champagne now.

10. THE IJGB (I Just Got Back)

In the spirit of Christmas, the happening guys are in town. This kind of guys pops in your DM some weeks to their arrival so that they can get comfortable.

They’ll tell you to name what you want. Las las, you’ll hear that your things are in the container to arrive next week.

Next week no Dey finish. Be careful sis, don’t let them use “I’m gonna” I wanna “ ama call ya” to deceive you oOO!

So Guys 

Which Of These Categories Do You Belong To?

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